Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon). Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
Website
https://volpeon.ink/ Speaking
German, English
Age
30s
Pronouns
he / him
Backup Account
@volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content
@areon@icy.wyvern.rip
Someone at Microsoft: "Copilot, our infrastructure is too messy. Clean it up" -> Nothing is cleaner than a blank slate -> Copilot takes down all servers
I wonder how much financial damage Microsoft is causing with its outage
There's a skip button at least
I just clicked a link in Teams. The browser got stuck in a "Checking the link..." screen, because Microsoft Defender for Office 365 is down.
✅️ successfully averted plans for a workflow involving nested modals
In case you're wondering if it works again 10 min later: No
Infrastructure management software whose UI shows it as a diagram, but moving anything around works like moving images in Word
Outlook froze again because apparently it just does that when the mothership is down
I may have missed Sneptember, but it isn't too late for Snepvember
Jensen is a sex machine Microsoft fails so hard they don't even know how to fix it I wonder what exciting new event will happen next? Isn't Anthropic's IPO imminent?
@gabboman Yep. And my Outlooks freezes for a few minutes on startup because of it, too.
I wonder if Microsoft is going to go with the "rogue AI" angle for this one
@uvok Wait, really? Actually, that does sound like typical Microsoft bullshit
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