Since I'm talking about how fucked up modern UI design is, here's something I really hate.
First, why the fuck are these in a submenu? They're are all, without any exaggeration, the actions I use the most. Way more than any of the ""important"" ones they didn't tuck away.
Second, why does the submenu work like this? It's super quick and easy to navigate traditional layered menus, but here I have to click around without any benefit to make up for it.

