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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).

Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
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Website
https://volpeon.ink/
Speaking German, English
Age 30s
Pronouns he / him
Backup Account @volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content @areon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Robots designed to look like humans are the result of the same lack of creativity that also makes aliens in fiction be essentially spicy humans
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@Bwee wyvAngel
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@fabos @Erpel I will hunt everyone down wyvHyper
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Someone asked for proof an npm package I talked about exists. Just expend the minimum of effort, open npm and enter the name. neofox_googly_woozy
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@LexYeen Oh, I see neofox_googly_shocked Thanks!
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
I'll need an explanation for this one neofox_googly_woozy
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Unsere Stadt muss dringend Geld sparen

Also haben sie den kompletten Marktplatz aufgerissen um Wasserfontänen einzubauen
neofox_googly_blep
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Toxoplasma gondii
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@Legion495 I caught enough neofox_googly_shocked
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@irenej wvrnFlat
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Hello this is reCAPTCHA, to verify you're human please enter your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date.
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
I went on a walk yesterday and I could feel my body catching all of the pollen like fucking pokemon
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
wyvScream
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@Erpel It's insane that something as impossible as infinite growth has somehow become the basis of our economy
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@realMagnesium12 I don't remember what it's called, but it sure does survive on pure spite as well neofox_lul
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Somehow I keep forgetting to water the plants in my room all the time, and yet they're thriving woozy_baa
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
There's an npm package that makes all tests pass and it's aptly named "volkswagen" neofox_lul
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
The changelog reads “performance improvements.” The package now includes a postinstall script that exfiltrates .npmrc, .pypirc, ~/.cargo/credentials, and ~/.gem/credentials to a server in a country the attacker mistakenly believed had no extradition treaty with anyone.
Ah, the good old post-install script attack vector
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Volpeon minwlf @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
AAAAAAAAAA MONDAY