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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon) or a bird (Corveon).

Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis. wvrnBox
Website https://volpeon.ink/
Speaking German, English
Age 30s
Pronouns he / him
Backup Account @volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content @areon@icy.wyvern.rip
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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You're free to pat me even when it isn't Wyvern Wednesday wvrnCute
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@catraxx drgn_flat_heart
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@MagicLike Happy birthday wvrnHug
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@Makura The good old Torment Nexus, now with 200% more AI
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@Erpel Internal. Apparently his bosses are putting pressure on him, so I feel for him. Unfortunately, pressure can't create miracles like developing all that stuff in 5 days neofox_googly
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@Erpel No, it's the very computer illiterate one I talked about a while ago wvrnFlat
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The person who's testing my project gave me a todo list with features to develop and deadlines and it's basically:

- simple feature: 1 day
- simple feature: 1 day
- an absolutely massive feature: 1 day
- simple feature: 1 day
- another big feature: 1 day

neofox_googly
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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"To see my bonus content, join my Discord server!"

- evil Volpeon
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Over the last few weeks, my instance must've reached such a high degree of federation that it started completely maxing out my VPS. I'm talking about continuous 100% CPU usage neofox_googly_shocked
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Why do isekais keep having slaves ​neofox_googly_shocked​
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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If you want to pat a wyvern on this wonderful Wyvern Wednesday, go to volpeon.ink and see what happens when you pet that one wvrnCute
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@sam Oh yeah, he/him is fine. I added them drgn__w_
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Wyvern Wednesday wvrnBox
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@pixel This used to happen a lot to me as well, but thankfully I've gotten better at gauging if I'm going to follow through or not. wvrnFlat
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@dragonminded @aearo This must be rectified immediately! drgn_pat
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@tauon Nothing in particular, I just noticed that he's boosting a lot of posts critical of Zuckerberg and Meta
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Fight insanity ("Mastodon network") with even more insanity ("Volpeon network")
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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It's funny to see how Eugen went from "shut up, Zuck" to "omg yes, we're federating with Threads 😍 " back to "Zuck is a threat"
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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"What performance does your GPU have"
"About 2.5 AGIs"
"Nice"
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@ptrc I hate the modern internet so much