I Tested The AI That Calls Your Elderly Parents If You Can't Bothered inTouch says on its website "Busy life? You can’t call your parent every day—but we can." My own mum said she would feel terrible if her child used it.
MongoDB's search index is the worst thing I've ever seen. Want to search for a term that includes a , or . ? Fuck you, those act as term separators. No \ to escape them, either. Oh, but you CAN surround the whole thing with ", except THEN the term is required rather than optional.
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