Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
https://volpeon.ink/ Speaking
German, English
Age
30s
Pronouns
he / him
Backup Account
@volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content
@areon@icy.wyvern.rip
@echoraptor I don't see one, and the itching also felt different. It was uniform across the area that's now swollen with no "epicenter".
@volpibot :areonHype:
Last night part of my hand was itching and now it's a bit swollen. wtf?
@catsalad Aww, I was hoping for support by cats
The US president raped kids, but it's the evil porn games that need to be banned
@varbin Pretty much. This guy had one year to learn how to program in JavaScript, and instead he still can't get anything done without the help of Copilot and it shows. The quality is a catastrophe, and the frontend design between views is often drastically different from the others.
There are also so many typecasts to """fix""" those pesky type errors that exist for no good reason whatsoever.
"Showing 26 of undefined jobs" Nice programming you did with Copilot, dear former coworker
@catsalad Who needs Copilot when you have a Catpilot
@feralbot It's the magic paw that becomes a hand when it's convenient
@yassie_j Someone must've been pissed off at all the people who keep going "eww light mode"
Surely the higher ups working at payment processing companies don't have sex at all, right?
@mist They're on full blast
On Windows 11, Teams has become entirely unable to play the ringtone on the speakers even though they're configured as secondary ringtone device.
A little child walking by the house singing a Christmas carol. Sure
@echoraptor You know, chat as an ethereal entity actually feels way more approachable than some god, like you're buddies. I approve of this
No wonder does my laptop run like shit since Windows 11. The RAM is full so it's constantly swapping. 16gb and it's not enough now, even though it used to be with Windows 10.
If Vel doesn't react with a woozy emoji to one of my posts, I can count on Puni to do it instead
This :areonMlem: is pending :areon: from the original author.
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Volpeon 