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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).

Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
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Website
https://volpeon.ink/
Speaking German, English
Age 30s
Pronouns he / him
Backup Account @volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content @areon@icy.wyvern.rip
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
1mo
tbh maybe calling the new character a wyvern isn't right. The current iteration looks more like a raptor with larger wings
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@privateger Whenever family members warn everyone about local speed traps in our group chat, I can't help but think "just drive at the limit and none of this would be a problem, what the fuck are you doing"
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@Erpel @catraxx Every wyvern has their breaking point neofox_googly_woozy
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@Erpel "No officer, I didn't commit arson on the BMW headquarters. It was a strategic placement of fire to generate a strong impression of customers' opinion about the not-ads! This isn't traditional arson"
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@Erpel Ah yes, I see neofox_think_googly
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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After promising to never put ads...
Haha, as if these promises mean anything at all
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@catsalad Cat has replaced the transaction with a lifetime order of tuna
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@Erpel Haha, yeah areonNFlat
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Shit, I shouldn't have checked Minecraft mods. The Minecraft mood is coming back
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Done: "Let's add a delay so malware can be discovered while many haven't installed it yet"
Next up: "Everyone uses the delay now so nobody finds the malware"
Then: "Let's assign people to take a look at packages during the delay phase"
Then: "Our reviewers can't keep up so malware still slips through. Let's replace the time-based delay with a flag reviewers need to set once they're done."
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
1mo
I wonder how long it takes until npm has fully reinvented an approval-based process from first principles to address the supply chain attacks
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Random horrible reminder that YAML-LD exists, and in an official capacity, too
w3c.github.io/yaml-ld/
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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areonNThink left_side_thinking_balloon_with_tail Media where people send smaller dragons after their enemies like falconers
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@Lingondraken W-woowee? neofox_angel_pleading
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@CheetahFluff areonVHyper
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WEEWOO brdScreamHyper
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@baralheia Here you go: explode.moth.monster
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@mianotapancake FUCK
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@Erpel neofox_googly_shocked
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@catraxx areonNAngel