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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).

Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
wvrnBox
Website
https://volpeon.ink/
Speaking German, English
Age 30s
Pronouns he / him
Backup Account @volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content @areon@icy.wyvern.rip
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
"Hey can you just turn me into a dragon?"
"Uh, what? No way, that's impossible"
"Oh come on, you just want to be lazy. It can't be that hard"
"..."
"Also make sure I get fire breath and the ability to travel through time"
"Dude, what the f-"
"Here, ChatGPT says it's easy, too"
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
One of the most frustrating curses of being a software developer is knowing how technical things work, but being unable to make it clear to regular people why "just do _" would entail an absolutely ridiculous amount of work
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
@frawst Oh yeah, one of my colleagues is absolutely amazing at doing really horrible code crimes the old-fashioned way wvrnFlat
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
@epsi Dopamine metrics were a mistake
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
I’d just call [vibe coding] “coding” – it’ll be the default soon enough. For the old way: “hand-coding”
If wasting an entire year and having me fix the resulting project for 2 months (ongoing) is the future, then software dev is doomed woozy_baa
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
Revised the beak shading drgn_cool
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
Microsoft's 🤤 emoji has an entire lake in its mouth
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
@epsi @prettygood Welp, Eugen wanted to replicate the Twitter experience, and so he has to live with the consequences
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
@lilacperegrine Hiding posts criticizing the CEO, banning accounts, responding to legitimate concerns with mockery... it's like they never heard of the Streisand effect woozy_baa
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
I just hope people on fedi don't take this as proof that there's no reason to improve anything here because fedi evidently is perfect as-is. Because it isn't when it comes everything apart from decentralization.
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
Just a week ago I expressed my worries about Bluesky's as of yet centralized structure, and now they're doing everything to prove my point
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
EU-Parlament: Veggie-Burger, -Steak und -Wurst sollen umbenannt werden
Total bescheuert
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
@katnjiapus @odoben 👁️👄👁️
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
@best_of_mltshp Funny how I could suddenly read it once I gave up and unfocused the image
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
11mo
Oh shit
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
12mo
@kspatlas @0x7700e6 And then they can finally join the AI hype with the DeLLM neofox_woozy
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
12mo
Teams decided on its own that I don't need the speakers as secondary ringer. Having it come out of the tiny headset on the right edge of the desk is enough woozy_baa
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
12mo
neofox_peek_bread
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
12mo
@fudge_the_sphinx If I got turned into a dragon only in the matrix then I would stay in there forever wvrnFlat
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privTri Volpeon areonNSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
12mo
@faoluin Yes! drgn_happy_mlem