That aside, I wouldn't even be sure what programming language to use.
- TypeScript or JavaScript? I already got enough of that shit at work. No thanks.
- Haskell? Can't use that anymore now that I've used Koka.
- Koka? Has no official I/O. It would be doable because FFI is easy, but hm...
- Go? I don't like Go at all.
- Python? No.
- Never tried Rust, but it looks daunting.
- C#? Feels very enterprise-y
"Hey can you just turn me into a dragon?"
"Uh, what? No way, that's impossible"
"Oh come on, you just want to be lazy. It can't be that hard"
"..."
"Also make sure I get fire breath and the ability to travel through time"
"Dude, what the f-"
"Here, ChatGPT says it's easy, too"
Volpeon 