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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon) or a bird (Corveon).

Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
wvrnBox
Website
https://volpeon.ink/
Speaking German, English
Age 30s
Pronouns he / him
Backup Account @volpeon@goto.wyvern.rip
Bonus Content @areon@icy.wyvern.rip
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Anime 1: Girl wants to be eaten by monster
Anime 2: Girl wants to eat monsters
And both run on the same day drgn_woozy
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@Foxotronic Birb Skywalker
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@kura Chuunibird emoji pack drgn_think_woozy
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
Darth Birb
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@noel pl-fe: github.com/mkljczk/pl-fe
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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I realized I can finally have all 3 of my characters as avatars, now that I don't use Areon on this account. wvrnMlem
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@tromino I haven't wlfThink
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Someone should make a new ActivityPub, with blackjack and hookers
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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I ate a lot and am now ultra eepy wvrnFlat
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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"Demokratisches Geschwätz": AfD-Landeschef Schult löst Empörung aus
Und führt diese Empörung irgendwann mal auch zu irgendwas?
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
@catraxx neofox_googly
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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That aside, I wouldn't even be sure what programming language to use.
- TypeScript or JavaScript? I already got enough of that shit at work. No thanks.
- Haskell? Can't use that anymore now that I've used Koka.
- Koka? Has no official I/O. It would be doable because FFI is easy, but hm...
- Go? I don't like Go at all.
- Python? No.
- Never tried Rust, but it looks daunting.
- C#? Feels very enterprise-y
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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A generic vocabulary that covers all applications sounds great until you find out that there are multiple ways to represent something and which one is "right" is completely arbitrary
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Every time I think about doing an ActivityPub project I remember ActivityPub and give up drgn_sip_woozy
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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"Hey can you just turn me into a dragon?"
"Uh, what? No way, that's impossible"
"Oh come on, you just want to be lazy. It can't be that hard"
"..."
"Also make sure I get fire breath and the ability to travel through time"
"Dude, what the f-"
"Here, ChatGPT says it's easy, too"
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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One of the most frustrating curses of being a software developer is knowing how technical things work, but being unable to make it clear to regular people why "just do _" would entail an absolutely ridiculous amount of work
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@frawst Oh yeah, one of my colleagues is absolutely amazing at doing really horrible code crimes the old-fashioned way wvrnFlat
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@epsi Dopamine metrics were a mistake
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
6mo
I’d just call [vibe coding] “coding” – it’ll be the default soon enough. For the old way: “hand-coding”
If wasting an entire year and having me fix the resulting project for 2 months (ongoing) is the future, then software dev is doomed woozy_baa
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privTri Volpeon areon3NSmol @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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Revised the beak shading drgn_cool